- - Wax the ceiling
- - Rearrange political campaign signs
- - Sharpen your teeth
- - Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- - Braid your dog's hair
- - Clean and polish your belly button
- - Water your dog...see if he grows
- - Wash a tree
- - Knight yourself
- - Name your child Edsel
- - Scare Stephen King
- - Give your cat a mohawk
- - Purr
- - Mow your carpet
- - Play Pat Boone records backwards
- - Vacuum your lawn
- - Sleep on a bed of nails
- - DON'T toss and turn
- - Boil ice cream
- - Run around in squares
- - Think of quadruple entendres
- - Speak in acronyms
- - Have your pillow X-rayed
- - Drink straight shots...of water
- - Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- - Give your goldfish a perm
- - Fly a brick
- - Play tag...on West 35th Street
- - Exorcise a ghost
- - Exercise a ghost
- - Be blue
- - Be red
- - But don't be orange
- - Plant a shoe
- - Sweat
- - Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil
- - Turn
- - Write a letter to Plato
- - Mail it
- - Take your sofa for a walk
- - Start
- - Stop
- - Dial 911 and breathe heavily
- - Go to a funeral...tell jokes
- - Play the piano...with mittens on
- - Scheme
- - Sit
- - Stay
- - Water your family room
- - Cause a power failure
- - Roll over
- - Play dead
- - Find a witch
- - Burn her
- - Donate your brother's body to science
- - Ask why
- - Wriggle
- - Regress
- - Sleepwalk without sleeping
- - Try to join Hell's Angels by mail
- - Wonder
- - Be a square root
- - Ask stupid questions
- - Weld your car doors shut
- - Spew
- - Vacation at Three-Mile Island
- - Surf Ohio
- - Teach your pet rock to play dead
- - Go bowling for small game
- - Be a monk...for a day
- - Wear a sweatband to your wedding
- - Staple
- - Run away
- - Intimidate a piece of chalk
- - Abuse the plumbing
- - Bend a florescent light
- - Bend a brick
- - Annoy total strangers
- - Let the best man win
- - Believe in Santa Claus
- - Throw marshmallows against the wall
- - Hold an ice cube as long as possible
- - Adopt strange mannerisms
- - Blow up a balloon until it pops
- - Sing soft and sweet and clear
- - Sing loud and sour and gravely
- - Open everything
- - Balance a pencil on your nose
- - Pour milk in your shoes
- - Write graffiti under the rug
- - Embarrass yourself
- - Grind your teeth
- - Chew ice
- - Count your belly button
- - Sit in a row
- - Stack crumbs
- - Gesture
- - Save your toenail clippings
- - Make a pass at your blender
- - Punt
- - Make up words that start with X
- - Make oatmeal in the bathtub
- - Search for the Lost Chord
- - Chew on a sofa cushion
- - Sing a duet
- - Balance a pillow on your head
- - Hold your breath
- - Faint
- - Stretch
- - Flash your mailman
- - Teach your TA English
- - Learn to speak Farsi
- - Swear in Russian
- - Use an eraser until it goes away
- - Disassemble your car
- - Put it together inside out
- - Record your walls
- - Interview your feet
- - Make a list of your favorite fungi
- - Sell formaldehyde
- - Repeat
- - Ad lib
- - Fade
- - File your teeth
- - Whine
- - Rake your carpet
- - Re-elect Richard Nixon
- - Critique "Three's Company"
- - Listen to a painting
- - Play with matches
- - Buff your cat
- - Race ferrets
- - Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange
- - Have a formal dinner at White Castle
- - Read Homer in the original Greek
- - Learn Greek
- - Change your mind
- - Change it back
- - Watch the sun...see if it moves
- - Build a pyramid
- - Stand on your head
- - Stand on someone else's head
- - Spit shine your Nikes
- - See how long you can stay awake
- - See how long you can sleep
- - Paint your teeth
- - Wear a salad
- - Speak with a forked tongue
- - Paint stripes on a lake
- - Ski Kansas
- - Sleep in freefall
- - Kill a Joule
- - Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
- - Apply for a unicorn hunting license
- - Do a good job
- - Crawl
- - Invite the Mansons over for dinner
- - Paint your windows
- - Watch a watch until it stops
- - Flash your goldfish
- - Paint
- - Flirt with an evergreen
- - Smile
- - Rotate your garden...daily
- - Paint a smile
- - Shoot a fire hydrant
- - Apologize to it
- - Pretend you're blind
- - Annoy yourself
- - Get mad at yourself
- - Stop speaking to yourself
- - Be a side effect
- - Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley
- - Duck
- - Redecorate...your garage
- - Develop a complex
- - Join the Army...be someone simple
- - Try harder
- - Hit the deck
- - Put leg-warmers on your furniture
- - Cut the deck
- - Crumple
- - Translate Shakespeare into English
- - Skydive to church
- - Cheer up a potato
- - Do aerobic exercises...in your head
- - Play cards with your swimming pool
- - Pinstripe your driveway
- - Play Kick the Fire Hydrant
- - Harness chipmunk power
- - Build a house with ice cubes
- - Call London for a cab
- - Mug a stop sign
- - Change your name...daily
- - Go for a walk in your attic
- - Challenge your neighbor to a duel
- - Build a house out of toothpicks
- - Howl
- - Wear a lampshade on your head
- - Memorize the dictionary
- - Stomp grapes in the bathtub
- - Find a bug and chase it
- - Make yourself a pair of wings
- - Be immobile
- - Dance 'til you drop
- - Check under chairs for chewing gum
- - Squish a loaf of bread
- - Moo
- - Bounce a potato
- - Outmaneuver your shadow
- - Climb the walls
- - Appreciate everything
- - Challenge yourself to a duel
- - Make napalm
- - Tattoo your dresser
- - Watch a bowling ball
- - Buy some diapers
- - Eat everything
- - Begin
- - Pour milk in the sink
- - Make cottage cheese
- - Tie-dye your sheets
- - Carpet your ceiling
- - Hold your earlobes
- - Fold your earlobes
- - Flap
- - Squawk
- - Read tea leaves
- - Analyze the Koran
- - Be Buddha
- - Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize
- - Plug in the cat
- - Turn on everything
- - Drop pebbles down the chimney
- - Turn off your neighbor
- - Kill a plant
- - Buy a 1931 Almanac
- - Memorize the weather section
- - Think lewd thoughts about yourself
- - Blow bubbles
- - Send chills down your spine
- - Peel grapes
- - Make paper from the skins
- - Bloat
- - Catch them with your radiator
- - Get run over by a train of thought
- - Make up famous sayings
- - Bite your pinkie
- - Get your dog braces
- - Shave a shrub
- - Have a proton fight
- - Watch a car rust
- - Quiver
- - Rotate your carpet
- - Learn to type...with your toes
- - Set up your Christmas tree in April
- - Be someone special
- - Buy the Brooklyn Bridge
- - Mail it to a friend
- - Go back to square one
- - Factor your social security number
- - Take the fifth
- - Memorize a series of random numbers
- - Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages
- - Join the Foreign Legion
- - Learn Sanskrit
- - Exist...existentially, of course
- - Print counterfeit Confederate money
- - Kick a cabbage
- - Take a picture
- - Put it back
- - Sandpaper a mushroom
- - Play solitaire...for cash
- - Abuse your patio furniture
- - Run for Pope
- - Count to a million...fast
- - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
- - Commit seppuku...with a paper knife
- - Revert
- - Think shallow thoughts
- - Starch your shoes
- - Polish your Calvin's
- - Contemplate a cockroach
- - Get a dog to chase your car
- - Let him catch it
- - Investigate the Czar
- - Form a political party
- - Climb a sidewalk
- - Have a political party
- - Get diagonal...with a good friend
- - Ride a loaf of bread
- - Sharpen a carrot
- - Interrogate a gerbil
- - Go bow hunting for Toyotas
- - Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
- - Jump back
- - Play to lose
- - Scalp a street light
- - Have your car painted...plaid
- - Read a tomato
- - Sharpen your sleeping skills
- - Watch a game show...take notes
- - Put out a fire
- - If you can't find a fire, make one
- - Interview a cloud
- - Play tiddlywinks...go for blood
- - Play basketball...in a minefield
- - Don't talk to things
- - Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling
- - Have your cat bronzed
- - Have your gerbil gilded
- - Write books about writing books
- - Create random equations
- - Mispell words
- - Tell your feet a joke
- - Throw a tomato into a fan
- - Sing the ABC song backwards
- - Pretend you're a dog
- - Dial-a-prayer and argue with it
- - Grease the doorknobs
- - String up a room
- - Stack furniture
- - Relive fond memories
- - Tie your shoelaces together
- - Gargle
- - Count your teeth with your tongue
- - Decay
- - Find your half-life
- - Design a better toilet seat
- - Shred a newspaper
- - Have a headache
- - Scratch
- - Sniff
- - Hatch an egg
- - Play air guitar
- - Act profound
- - Spill
- - Spell
- - Stare
- - Truncate
- - Slouch
- - Develop hearing problems
- - Put your feet behind your head
- - Tie bows in everything
- - Hold your hand
- - Watch the minute hand move
- - Grow your fingernails
- - Pretend you're a telephone
- - Ring
- - Radiate
- - Skip
- - Play hopscotch...with real scotch
- - Clock the velocity of your REMs
- - Put your shoes on the opposite feet
- - Cross your toes
- - Roll your tongue
- - Crystallize
- - Baby oil the floor
- - Hide
- - Attack innocent bunnies
- - Declare war
- - Destroy a tree
- - Hide the scrabble bag
- - Seduce your stick shift
- - Wink
- - Memorize the periodic table
- - Mummify
- - Pretend you're a roadie
- - Buy a Ginsu knife
- - Collect electrons
- - Correct typos that aren't there
- - Polish your neck...use Pledge
- - Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
- - Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car
- - Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet
- - Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes
- - Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture
- - Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending
- - Listen for non-satanic messages (i.e. "Drink milk")
- - Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your grandmother
- - Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong
- - Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
- - Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire
- - Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before
- - Walk on water...but don't get caught
- - Confess to a crime...that didn't happen
- - Be in the wrong place at the right time
- - Plot the overthrow of your local School Board
- - Request covert assistance from the CIA
- - Discover the source of the Mississippi
- - Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska
- - Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes
- - Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is
- - Drink as much prune juice as you can
- - Write a book about your previous life
- - Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres
- - Jump up and down...on your alarm clock
- - Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins
- - Sterilize your stereo...with Jack Daniels
- - Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a marshmallow
- - Drive the speed limit...in your garage
- - Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final
- - Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna
- - Pay off the national debt...with a bad check
- - Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead people
- - Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas
- - Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes
- - Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
- - See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement
- - Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English
- - Write to your congressmen, senators, President, etc. to tell them what a good
- - job they're doing...On April 1st
- - Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor
- - Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and match them
- - Turn your TV picture tube upside down
- - Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy
- - Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
- - Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks
- - Be planar...but don't tell your parents
- - Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck
- - Make a deal with the devil...but keep your fingers crossed
- - Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed
- - Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese
- - Debate politics with a fern
- - See how small you can scrunch your face
- - Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis
- - Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization)
- - Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation
- - Raise professional certified racing turnips
- - Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation
- - Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the I.C.U.
- - Go to a drive-in movie in a tank
- - Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway
- - Send President Reagan an alarm clock...wind it up first
- - Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch
- - Send your goldfish to obedience school
- - Free the oppressed toasters of America
- - Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing
- - Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave
- - Park your car...with a friend
- - Park your car...with a group of friends
- - Frame your first statement of bankruptcy
- - Place it on the wall of your office
- - Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x)
- - Contribute to the population problem
- - Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you to see The Who" and a peace sign
- - Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor
- - Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife
- - Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell the same stuff anyway
- - Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night
- - Play with anything that looks interesting
- - Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first
- - See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water
- - Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work
- - Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
- - State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
- - Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design
- - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
- - Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like
- - See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house
- - Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
- - See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green
- - Bronze your sister's turtle
- - See how long it takes for her to notice
- - See what she does when she notices
- - Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and try again.
- - Increase your territorial holdings by force
- - Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat
- - Boldly go where no man has gone before
- - Be a threat to the American way of life
- - Do research into the cause of World War III
- - Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life
- - Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh
Friday, January 11, 2008
473 things to do when u r bored
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