60 dumbest celebrity quotes

«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.» - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel «I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.» - Milos Forman, Film director «When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.» - Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine. «The internet is a great way to get on the net.» - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate «You guys, line up alphabetically by height.» - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach «I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.» - Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004) «I think war is a dangerous place.» - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003) «I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.» - Greg Norman, Golfer «It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.» - Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college «Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.» - Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal «These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.» - Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player «I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.» - Paris Hilton (December 2003) «I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman» - Arnold Schwarzenegger «Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.» - Mariah Carey, pop singer «Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.» - Yogi Berra, Baseball player «My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.» - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. «The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President «And now the sequence of events in no particular order.» - Dan Rather, television news anchor «Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.» - George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000 «The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.» - Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. «I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.» - Frank Bruno, Boxer «I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.» - George Bush «I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.» - George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season «I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.» - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons «The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.» - Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst «Half this game is ninety percent mental.» - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager «Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.» - Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant. «If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.» - Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties «They misunderestimated me.» - George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000) «I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.» - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel «Facts are stupid things.» - Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President «What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President «That's just the tip of the ice cube.» - Neil Hamilton, BBC2 «A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.» - Samuel Goldwyn «I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.» - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer «It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President «I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.» - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. «The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.» - Sylvestor Stallone, Actor «Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.» - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC «We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President «Will the highways on the internet become more few?» - George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000) «Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.» - Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister «There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.» - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor «We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.» - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks «I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.» — Britney Spears «Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.» - Mickey Rivers, baseball player «I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President «Put the 'off' button on.» - George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000 «So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?» - Michael Barrymore «Food is an important part of a balanced diet.» - Fran Lebowitz, US writer «We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?» - Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation «For NASA, space is still a high priority.» - Dan Quayle «He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.» - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer «If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.» - George Gobel «If only faces could talk...» - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl «Every minute was more exciting than the next.» - Linda Evans, actress «I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.» — Jessica Simpson «Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.» - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. «If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President «So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?» — Christina Aguilera